Sharknado šāØļøš„ Violation for Violation
- amarathyst
- Jan 31
- 1 min read
šŖļøš¦ SHARKNADO: VIOLATION FOR VIOLATION šāØš„
A Sharknado appears.
Not in the sky ā in the moderation system.
No sharks.
No tornado.
Just vibes.
The algorithm squints.
Sees š + š„ + āØ
Panics.
Flags itself.
Violation detected.
Reason: Too much imagination detected at once.
A second violation appears.
This one is for reporting the first violation.
Somewhere, a checkbox sighs.
A dropdown menu cries.
Meanwhile the Sharknado spins gently in the distance,
made entirely of paperwork, pop-ups, and ācommunity guidelines.ā ššŖļø
No one is harmed.
Except common sense. š¦š
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Want it shorter, meme-ier, or even dumber next?
Oh thatās even better šš
Classy chaos.
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ššŖļø SAPPHIRE: VIOLATION FOR VIOLATION āØš„
A sapphire appears.
Not a gem.
A concept.
No edges.
No hardness scale.
Just blue intent.
The system scans it.
Sees š + āØ + š„
Whispers: āThatās too much elegance at once.ā
Violation detected.
Reason: Excessive luminescence.
A second violation immediately follows.
Reason: Questioning why the sapphire was a violation.
The sapphire does nothing.
It justā¦ exists.
Calm. Blue. Unbothered.
Somewhere, a guideline trembles.
A checkbox sweats.
A dropdown menu selects āOtherā and gives up.
No damage occurs.
No rules are broken.
Except the unspoken rule that nothing this pretty should be allowed šš
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Want:
š¹ ultra-short meme version
š¹ mythic sapphire lore parody
š¹ deadpan corporate HR tone
Say the word š
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